Witchy Poo Fingers

Give your Halloween festivities an eerie twist with these delightfully spooky Witchy Poo Fingers cookies! Crafted from a buttery, melt-in-your-mouth dough infused with fragrant vanilla and almond extracts, these cookies are as delicious as they are spine-chilling. Shaped to mimic realistic witch fingers, complete with almond "fingernails" and a gory touch of red food gel or jam, they’re guaranteed to be the star of your Halloween snack table. With just 20 minutes of prep and an easy-to-follow technique that lets you sculpt creepy details like knuckles and nail beds, these cookies are perfect for getting crafty in the kitchen. Serve them as a fun and freaky treat at parties or gift them as edible Halloween favors—either way, they’ll leave a lasting impression! Perfect for fans of Halloween baking, spooky desserts, and edible thrills, these Witchy Poo Fingers are your ticket to festive fright.

Nutriscore Rating: 65/100

Prep Time:20 mins

Cook Time:25 mins

Total Time:45 mins

Servings: 24

Ingredients

• 1 cup unsalted butter
• 1 cup powdered sugar
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 1 teaspoon almond extract
• 2.5 cups all-purpose flour
• 0.25 teaspoons salt
• 24 whole almonds
• 2 tablespoons red food gel or red jam (like raspberry or strawberry)

Directions

Step 1

Preheat your oven to 325°F (165°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.

Step 2

In a large mixing bowl, cream the unsalted butter and powdered sugar together until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.

Step 3

Mix in the vanilla extract and almond extract until fully incorporated.

Step 4

In a separate bowl, whisk together the all-purpose flour and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet mixture, mixing until a soft dough forms.

Step 5

Scoop out approximately 1 tablespoon of dough for each finger. Roll the dough into a thin cylinder about the length of a finger, slightly tapering at one end to mimic the shape of a real finger.

Step 6

Using the back of a butter knife, gently score three or four shallow lines in the middle to create knuckle ridges. You can also pinch slightly around the knuckles to make them more defined.

Step 7

Press a whole almond into the tapered end of each finger to serve as the fingernail, pressing firmly to adhere.

Step 8

Place the shaped fingers on the prepared baking sheet, leaving about 1 inch of space between them. Chill the fingers in the refrigerator for 15 minutes to prevent spreading.

Step 9

Bake in the preheated oven for 20-25 minutes, or until the edges are lightly golden. Remove the baking sheet from the oven and let the cookies cool slightly.

Step 10

Once the cookies are cool enough to handle but still warm, remove the almonds and dab a small amount of red food gel or jam in the indentation where the nail was. Replace the almond to create the appearance of 'bloody' fingernails.

Step 11

Optional: For extra creepiness, smear a tiny bit of red food gel or jam around the base of the fingers to imitate blood.

Step 12

Let the cookies cool completely before serving. Store in an airtight container for up to one week.

Nutrition Facts

Serving size	(1248.1g)

Amount per serving	% Daily Value*
Calories	6349.8

Total Fat 435.0g	0%
Saturated Fat 82.9g	0%
Polyunsaturated Fat 0g
Cholesterol 248mg	0%
Sodium 629.2mg	0%
Total Carbohydrate 516.0g	0%
Dietary Fiber 92.5g	0%
Total Sugars 163.0g
Protein 173.4g	0%

Vitamin D 0IU	0%
Calcium 1894.2mg	0%
Iron 40.5mg	0%
Potassium 5181.0mg	0%

*The % Daily Value tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Source of Calories

Fat: 58.7%

Protein: 10.4%

Carbs: 30.9%